|Posted by Chris Dillon on 6/3/2013 6:49:00 AM.|
Here's a subject so racy I can't begin to discuss it on the air. But I'm sure it's something that many of us are going to be wagging our tounges about around the water cooler.....sorry.
Years of smoking and drinking did NOT cause MICHAEL DOUGLAS'S
throat cancer. It was something ELSE he put in his mouth that did it.
Namely . . . a woman's NETHER REGIONS.
That's right . . . Michael believes that being a giver of oral pleasure
led to his cancer . . . which was at stage FOUR when it was diagnosed a
few years ago.
He says, quote, "Without wanting to get too specific, this particular
cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from [performing
oral sex on a woman]. I did worry if the stress caused by my son's
incarceration didn't help trigger it.
"But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer." (HPV stands for "human papillomavirus".)
But Michael adds, quote, "And if you have [HPV], [performing oral sex on a woman] is also the best cure for it."
Michael underwent eight weeks of therapy and radiation, and he's been
cancer-free for more than two years. He says that 95% of the time, this
type of cancer DOESN'T come back.
We should probably note that Michael did NOT say he got HPV from performing on his wife, CATHERINE ZETA-JONES. And Michael was a recognized sex addict in his day.
Since he's all better, perhaps he would even suggest that Catherine has been part of the CURE?
Unfortunately, the idea that MOUTH MAGIC is the solution as well as the cause might not pass the "Human Centipede" test of being 100% medically accurate.
Head and neck surgeon Mahesh Kumar says, quote, "Maybe he thinks that
more exposure to the virus will boost his immune system. But medically,
that just doesn't make sense."
Don't just take my word for it though. Heres an article about it from ABC NEWS.
Oh and BTW, Mr. Douglas; I think I speak for all of us when I say we're glad you're OK!
~Dillon in the Morning.
|Today in Rock|
|Posted by Chris Dillon on 5/28/2013 8:08:00 AM.|
So, this week we learned that NASA is now leasing out one of its launch pads in Florida. For more on our space agency's struggles . . . here are the Top Signs NASA is in Financial Trouble.
-It's a government agency under President Obama.
-Its next mission is to send an astronaut to Cash-for-Gold.
-In order to raise money through product placement, the next astronaut
to visit the moon will be required to take one small step for Nissan,
one giant leap for Diet Dr. Pepper.
-The stars of "Operation Repo" just drove off with a Mercury space capsule.
-There's not even enough money in the budget for another FAKE moon landing.
-The study of alien life forms is just going to have to stop at Amanda Bynes.
-During tours of Mission Control, kids can maneuver the Mars Rover for 50 cents a minute.
-Astronaut training is now just the Tilt-A-Whirl at Six Flags.
-Coming soon: The "accidental" zero gravity astronaut sex tape.
-To save time, countdowns now only start at 6.
-They hired their last team of shuttle technicians from the parking lot of Home Depot.
-The next three moon missions will be produced by Tyler Perry.
-They want to go to the moon again, but only to get away from their creditors.
~Dillon in the Morning
|Posted by Dan O'Brien on 4/26/2013 2:46:00 PM.|
|I was asked recently who Albert King was and why was he inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year.My first reaction was "what planet have you been living on these past years" but then realized that unless you were a guitar player or blues freak, you may not know.Albert was one of the most important blues guitarists ever and a major influence for most of the 60s and 70s super star players including,Clapton,Green and especially Stevie Ray Vaughn and Jimi Hendrix.Albert was a big,big dude, 6'5" and 250 lbs who played a Gibson Flying V guitar flipped upside down because he was a lefty...To say the least, there wasnt anything subtle about Alberts sound!! He played with a minimum of notes but featured mean,powerful, crushing licks and violent overbends that would demand you sit still and listen ....OR ELSE!...Albert was one the first of the blues masters to cross over into the rock world,headlining at the Fillmore's and other rock clubs in the mid to late 60s,paving the way for all the other Chicago slingers.Albert was the first to bring the blues to the soul music scene,recording a number of records for the legendary Stax Records in Memphis,often using Booker T and the MGs as his backup band.Alberts bonecrunching minimalism is evident in allmost all Classic Rock guitar playing...Stevie Ray Vaughn idolized the big man and the song "Texas Flood," has Alberts technique smeared all over it.....I hear AK's signature licks all over the songs we play on WNLC,he influenced everyone...I often tell my guitar students every great player MUST take Albert King 101, to be a real player....Albert often bragged about his great friend Jimi Hendrix and must have been flattered that Mr Jimi had co-opted so much of his style....Somewhere,somehow,Im sure they are jamming on the otherside of the Rainbow Bridge...if you listen hard!............. Dan O Brien |
|Posted by Chris Dillon on 4/17/2013 7:27:00 AM.|
Six Crazy Things You Can Do With Coke, Other Than Drinking It
The world drinks more than 100 MILLION GALLONS of Coke EVERY DAY. And after more than a hundred years, we've found out a whole bunch of ways to misuse it. Here are six of the best ones, from Homesessive.com.
1. Rust remover. Coke has baking soda in it, along with phosphoric and citric acids. Which basically makes it an industrial-strength cleaner. You can rub it on a chrome car bumper and it'll take the rust spots right off.
2. Pain reliever. You can pour Coke on bee stings
and jellyfish stings to take the pain away. That way no one has to whip
their junk out in public.
3. Fertilizer. Pour a can or two of Coke into your
flower beds once in a while. The acids help break down organic
material, and the sugar attracts microorganisms to enrich the soil. But
you should let the Coke go flat first.
4. Gum remover. When your kids get gum stuck in their hair, soak it in Coke. The gum will slide right off, and you won't have to cut it out.
5. Toilet cleaner. Dump a can of Coke in your toilet
bowl and swish it around. It'll take care of rust, mildew, mold, and
any OTHER kind of stain you might find in there.
6. Odor neutralizer. Coke can supposedly combat SKUNK odor too. If your dog ever gets sprayed, the high acidity in Coke can neutralize the alkaline ingredient in the skunk spray. That's why citrus and tomato juice help too.
~Dillon in the Morning
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